Pokemanz the 4 mudkeps

This story you are about to witness will blow your freakin' mind...
I was in my local game shop buying some awesome games i was searching for something new something i could really enjoy and find fun. I was searching when i saw a copy of Pokemon Sapphire version its label was torn slightly and had a pre owned sticker for only 5 Dollars! I said "im buying this one." To the shop keeper he looked in shock he said to me "That was suppose to of been disposed of... play it at your own risk this game has a mind of its own..." I said "I'm not scared you just want this bargain for yourself!" The shop keeper shook his head. "Okay you can have it just get out." I said "okay but i will be back soon..." The shop keeper shook his head again.
I started to make my way home Realising i had never paid for the game i chuckled "i got this Game for free or so i had thought!" So i ran home the fifteen minute walk was worth getting this master piece as i walked in i grabbed my game boy and inserted the cartridge there was a save on the game already i wasnt to supprised as the game was pre owned any way so i loaded up the save to see if there was any pokemon i could salvage and transfer to my pokemon alpha sapphire on my 3DS. The save was marked "Sapphire." the sprite was normal and proceeded to play as normal i check the boxes to see 4 shiny treeckos named "LEAVE" , "NOW" , "OR" AND "PAY" so the four shiny treeckos were called leave now or pay as a sentence.
I moved the treeckos to Poke-Bank and then erased the game save i started a new save and played for hours just to see the save was called "Sapphire." once again i loaded it to see four shiny Torchics named "PLEASE" , "YOU" , "WILL" and "SUFFER" then i realised like the smart guy i am it must be hacked. so i transfered the torchics to pokebank so i could give them away for free again.
I then proceeded to play once again on a new save i called it "hack-Fegs" and proceeded to play the game once again. i saved it with my party treecko called HECKER! and my Zizagoon called ZANGOOSE to annoy all my friends i loaded the game up again. There was 4 shiny mudkips in the game this time with the save "Sapphire." "DUDE" "eye" "warned" and "U" i was like "heck yeah four free shiny mudkips!" but then the cartridge to shake out of the game boy! i was like "I was keep the shiny mudkips!" then i picked the cartridge i peeled of the label underneath was "Digimon Ultimate champions." i was upset to realise i had a digimon game my eyes started to bleed and after years of therapy i proceeded to get better except i will never forget what i saw that day and will remember the screams the eyes I should of known...
i CRY IN TERROR IN SHOPS WEN EVER I SEE A COPY OF POKEMON SAPPHIRE IN GAME SHOPS I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY.
this is all true and i can prove it TYPE IN FOUR SHINY MUDKIPS INTO GOOGLE SEARCH! THATS WERE YOU WILL FIND THE PICTURES YOU MIGHT BLEED THROUGH THE EYES THOUGH...
please spreed the word! NEVER BUY PRE OWNED GAMES! THEY MIGHT BE FAKE OR HACKED.